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dutchster:

guys i got this new dildo but i’m not sure how it works?

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hemmogod:

if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot

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thechocolatehippie:

tashabilities:

hotdominicanmom:

i just saw this on twitter and i’m laughing so hard

I mean, a dude that’s down to make sure I eat is pretty much a good dude


🙌😂

thechocolatehippie:

tashabilities:

hotdominicanmom:

i just saw this on twitter and i’m laughing so hard

I mean, a dude that’s down to make sure I eat is pretty much a good dude

🙌😂

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niggaimdeadass:

WHY?? THE SEONC ONE HAS ME DYING WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR THEM TO DO

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officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

(via whoresilee)

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assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

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thisiseverydayracism:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters canvass the neighborhood of County Prosecutor Bob McCulloch.


Saturday, August 30th.

SIGNAL BOOST

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

(via communistbakery)

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brendansparents:

brendanwtf:

brendanwtf:

If I say a bad word do u guys promise not to tell my parents

crap

ur grounded

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irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

(via recoveringfrommyconvictions)